Thursday, May 22, 2008

She hit the Floor....Next thing you know....

A snippet from Hendersons' favorite song. And YES I totally blame myself. I shamelessly expose him to all things pseudo-Hip Hop every morning. How else am I supposed to be up and alert and ready to take over the world one PowerPoint at a time. So, this morning we are cruising down the road ( I am late, and theres no traffic) So, I'm semi-calm. LOL I am chatting with my sister and I hear Henderson singing in the background. Well, nothing was on the radio and he wasn't singing "I'm a little teapot" or "Grand ol' Flag" (another post for another day) But there was this kinda cadence sound....like he was RHYMING WORDS!! So, I listen for a while longer and I realize...ummm the kid is trying to rap. Mind you he was rapping about his socks and shoes..but there was real RHYMING...So, I ask him..."Henderson what are you doing?" He said I am singing my song...I call my sis to let her him in the background --she immediately cracks up


Then she starts in on his "E True Hollywood Story" "Famed Rapper, H-Dawg...EXPOSED"

In best..E-True Hollywood voice...

The rapper best known as H-Dawg and most famous for his raps..."My mike is still nice" and "I can't live without my ipod" is being questioned about his street credibility. Sources show that H-Dawg actually attended a Montessori school as a wee-budding rhymer and was a straight A student in grade school. Some find it hard to believe that he got his hard edge at his grandparents lake-house and others argue that the most street credibility he may have is from the philantrophy group "Adopt a Road" for street beautification.


.......whew!!! funee stuff!! ;P