Random Tomfoolery

Ehhh.. I feel like writing a little something this evening.  It will be very sporadic because I have had a faint nauseating headache for about 2 1/2 months.  Blasted allergy season.  My choices with severe allergies are limited and trust me they are bad - I had the test and found out I was allergic to everything but bee poo.  So, I started the allergy shots where they give you a little dose of your allergen then increase it more and more so you can build up an immunity.  WHO DA HELL THOUGHT THIS UP!!! so now instead of walking in the office and getting a shot and walking back out.  I walk in and then I damn near have to be carried out in a wheelchair and my eyes and limbs have swollen up and I can't wrap my hands around the steering wheel.  And they expect me to see them in another day for another shot....GO TOHELL..NO

Soo.. it thus remains that I am on medication, trial medication, homeopathy, bee poo, whatever, until I can get some type of relief.   

Ok Where was I.... "The Kid"  the kid continues to be funny.  He told me the other day in wal-mart that he was frustrated.  I think the words was brustrated -- but I got it...I asked him why?  He said because I am tired.  Hey "kid" I do understand and hi-five to you for using in the right context!!! LOL

Other News....Ambien in my joy.THAT IS ALL.

oh and sis had her baby...that will be a whole other post...;0

Finally ....The World needs more Grey Matter..

Grey's Anatomy is back!!!!!!!!! WoooooHaaaaaaa!






Thats all I have to say about that......LOL

Undoubtedly THE BEST COMMERCIAL evaaaaa...

We had our first day of school and as usual we were more nervous than "The Kid". He took it like a champ. But I swear if this does not completely capture the essence of Henderson and his peeps....I don't know what does.

Keep it Funky ;)

Overnight Celebrity

Ok…so who doesn’t love to splurge a little—when does shopping not make you feel good. So, if I needed an excuse to shop (I don’t) I have one. H-Man is starting pre-k this semester…WOW! (insert tear) and he is going to a wonderful school. It has an international baccualaureate curriculum for the primary program and if you have to leave Montessori…this is the only “acceptable” replacement ;) LOL


I don’t know if you heard but the new trend..and I was doing this before it was a trend is to let your “kid” show off your personality…so there are rocker tees for sale, of course you have the skinny jeans skateboarder look, and then there is my fav’ “the Prep”. I am sure no surprise there…I have been dressing Henderson as a “Carlton” for a long time. I even have a girlfriend who called him Fauntleroy….heliarious!

So, I have this bright idea to buy a zillion Ralph Lauren “polo” shirts and that would be his constant throughout the year. Well, I can certainly “flex” like a celebrity…but for the most part, I love a deal!! So, I copped a few at consignment sales here and there..not too much money. But I haven’t hit Polo Pay Dirt yet! So, one of my best girlfriends invited me to Macys this weekend and said they were having a killer sale. I know this because last week I got a Liz Claiborne pants suit at 65% off. I asked her is it anything like last week, she says even better…..plus you can use my employee discount!!! O.k.

Think. Strategize. Action.

I go to the sale and they have tons of R.L. shirts and they are buy 1 get 1 50% off…plus 20% off with employee discount as well as another 15% off, with some other something
( I was getting dizzy)


Here is my loot….






Fauntleroy is in the building….. LOL

Oh the reason for the title, Sis and I left Macy’s feeling like a celebs and went to get sushi at one our fav restaurants…Goldfish.

As we are deciding on dessert…Chili from TLC walks in and we are like…hey check her out! She was carrying one of her darling purse creations and looking tres’ chic might I add.

Anyway, just thought I would give you all a taste of a typical *cough* celebrity *cough* afternoon.

Toodles…. LOL

Crazy in Love....

Henderson and I were sitting here watching one of my fav channels...VH1 Soul. Beyonces' Crazy in Love comes on...and Henderson stops dead in his tracks and does not budge from the TV screen. So he watches very intently, I really don't pay alot of attention to it - until he starts to speak:

H: "That is my Girl"
Me: "Really"
H: "Yea..that one right there."
H: "She's coming over tonight."
Me: "R U sure about that Hendy."
H: "Yea..She Coming."
Me: "If you say so.."
H: "I am going to call her Orange"
So, I look up, and notice Beyonce has an orange dress on in the video.
Me" "You like her Henderson."
H: "Hold on, mom, she's here..and she is going to go with me to Mrs. D tomorrow (daycare for summer).
H: " Mom can you take her shoes off for her --- so she can stay."

The boys imagination is seriously cause for concern - LOL


***Sigh****
I promise you I am still here entertaining Orange and Henderson -- they have eaten hamburgers and chocolate milk. Now I have to give her a popsicle too!!

She hit the Floor....Next thing you know....

A snippet from Hendersons' favorite song. And YES I totally blame myself. I shamelessly expose him to all things pseudo-Hip Hop every morning. How else am I supposed to be up and alert and ready to take over the world one PowerPoint at a time. So, this morning we are cruising down the road ( I am late, and theres no traffic) So, I'm semi-calm. LOL I am chatting with my sister and I hear Henderson singing in the background. Well, nothing was on the radio and he wasn't singing "I'm a little teapot" or "Grand ol' Flag" (another post for another day) But there was this kinda cadence sound....like he was RHYMING WORDS!! So, I listen for a while longer and I realize...ummm the kid is trying to rap. Mind you he was rapping about his socks and shoes..but there was real RHYMING...So, I ask him..."Henderson what are you doing?" He said I am singing my song...I call my sis to let her him in the background --she immediately cracks up


Then she starts in on his "E True Hollywood Story" "Famed Rapper, H-Dawg...EXPOSED"

In best..E-True Hollywood voice...

The rapper best known as H-Dawg and most famous for his raps..."My mike is still nice" and "I can't live without my ipod" is being questioned about his street credibility. Sources show that H-Dawg actually attended a Montessori school as a wee-budding rhymer and was a straight A student in grade school. Some find it hard to believe that he got his hard edge at his grandparents lake-house and others argue that the most street credibility he may have is from the philantrophy group "Adopt a Road" for street beautification.


.......whew!!! funee stuff!! ;P

ALPHA female...

Ok - Remember when I told you a few posts ago to stay tuned, after my job interview. Well we are completely on another channel--and I GOT A NEW JOB!!!!! It's a doozie too...so much potential, so much creativity, my brain cells are in shock because I actually get to flex them again.

I will report to my new diggs in about week and a half. I have an opportunity to build a program from the ground up. And someone actually used the word AUTONOMY with me and this program the other day. I thought ....does he know what that word means to me It has a spiritual significance...It has been a dream of mine to have complete control over developing and creating something. A fantasy if you will, because opportunities like that don't come along everyday. I GET TO WRITE MY OWN JOB DESCRIPTION PEOPLE.... pinch me I am falling in love with a "career" all over again.....

Power Player, in the suburban school district... Mrs. R